BY JUSTIN SHEA
New York, New York –
Sources close to the first lady have confirmed that Mrs. Trump is 3 weeks pregnant. The child (presumably Donald’s) has 2 arms, 2 legs and a healthy heart, according to Dr. Vallston at New York Presbyrtarian. “The spawn also appears to be female, though it is tough to tell at such an early stage.”
In an exclusive interview with Breitbart, Melania explained that this pregnancy was no accident. “Donald has wanted us to have another daughter for some time now and it seems as though the stars just aligned.” Mrs. Trump has been living in Trump Towers in NYC since the inauguration while her husband, President Trump, has been residing in Washington D.C.
When asked about the peculiar timing of the conception on Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer curtly replied; “I’ve already answered that.”
A comment from the administration was provided however by a tweet on the President’s twitter which reads as follows: Melania pregnant, another incredible child on the way! Not there for conception, must have been immaculate. There’s no other explanation. GREAT!
Eric Trump was elated to hear the news. “I’m so glad for the chance to have another little sister,” Eric relayed over the phone in our on the record interview. “I’m also so happy that Barron will have a suitable wife and that the bloodlines will stay pure for another generation.”
Dr. Vallston stated during a press conference that the child is to be expected in late November.